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MARRIED TO MY CIGARETTES FIRST

The idea that your parents get to pick the person you’re going to spend the rest of your numbered days with remains as one of the most intrinsically Indian concepts.

Nihal, a 23-year-old marketing consultant noticed that people in arranged marriages tend to stay together for longer. And began browsing through the cliche shaadi.com.

At first, he opened the site just for laughs. You know, to tell funny stories to his friends and his actual wife later on. He started browsing through profiles of various girls, now this is shocking but he was actually impressed with a lot of them! He was even in the position where he couldn’t pick which one was better. 

Instead of the ordinary, “I love pets!” And “I enjoy spending time in the library” crap. A lot of the girls had stunning write-ups on their profiles saying, “No one can roll like I do!” And Nihal’s favourite, “I’d offer you a cigarette when we meet but if I meet you… I’m sure you’re already smoking hot!” He immediately got in touch with her and got to chatting! Her name is Sutasha, cool na? Sutta in her name also! Hahaha… jokes aside.

Nihal loved that because of how open she was about the fact that she loves smoking they could cut past the formalities and shy/ awkward phase and get straight to having a great time together. They had no problem picking a spot for their first meet - a tea tapree by the beach. It gets better! There’s a wada pao guy right there too! They watched the sunset together and of course… shared a pack of smokes. Blissful!

Don’t know about you, but I sure think this new, forward approach of expressing one’s feelings towards their smoke whenever and wherever. Could possibly get you your perfect match.

Source: https://www.smokersforum.in/smokers-digest/detail/sutta-stories/married-to-my-cigarettes-first


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